[Dailydrool] No Score

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Deer Liddel Conley whut aint so liddel no morez.
Dis Brudder Elwood. I wuz berry glad to hearz ob youze gettin da 
sammwitch.
Brudder Elwood gotz nuffin. Zip. Nada. ZEEEERRRRROOOO.
Yup, dis bee correct. Nuffin.
Momma meke tooner sammwitch yesserday afternoonz. I sit berry nice. 
Gibe her me nice look. She guard dat sammwitch wif both paws. She seyz 
she hungree, she aint had no food fur da dey yet.
I was finking she might gib me dat last bite--but it went rite down her 
piehole.
Nuffin. Dat whut I score yesserday.

Now bout dem toebones---Brudder Elwood seyz dis--Auntie Sandi touch dat 
foot, yes she dooze--but bitin da company jus might end me up at da 
pound.
Life be tuff here at da Beach---

Drool to all in need---


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake