[Dailydrool] Baff bait

[Beth Howering]

Arfur here, wif a big grrripe.  Mama sez dat sleepin' wif me is like
sleepin wif yer hed in a bag of Free Toes.  She sed it makes her wake up
hungry - hay - I ALWAYS wake up hungry!  Den suddenly last nite, she sed,
"PEEEWWW!  ARFUR!  Whut did yu DO??"  It wuz bad enuff to be smuvvered wif
free toes.  But she sed I hav gon frum free toes to soooidge.  Den she
wooked me ober an' fownd my gratest prize ov da day...it wuz reelly fresh
too wen I rolled in it.  I smell GRATE!!  Whaa???!!!  A whut??  She sez I
need a baff - A BAFF!! She wants to take away my wunderful noo smeww!!  No
fare!  Cud sumbuddy save me frum dat peeewwy shampoo?  I don' wanna smeww
wike flowerz...I wanna smeww wike poo!  Oh fooey- der iz no scapin' dis
 wun...heer she coms wif a big ol' towl.  Kwik - sumbuddy ring dat
dorebell!  Noooooooo........

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