[Dailydrool] dis & dat

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

OTAY,  I hab just bout enuff of dis horse poop round dis place, dis da  
lastest scoop an I'm not talking dog poo eeder.  Momma calls dat vet man,  sez 
Maggie needs her allergy shot  and den I hear her say sumtin bout   butt 
squeezing and nail trims.  OHHHHHH   NOOOOOOO  so she  loads us up in dat 
driving moochine and off we goes to see dat vet man.   dey be waiting fur us at 
da door , we slide on in and Maggie put da brakes on  and pulled mommy so 
hard dat mommy hit her head on the door and den her pulled  out ob her collar, 
so mommy goes to get Maggie gets her collar back on an den  her start baby 
talking to Maggie,  I'm on to dat trick,  dont work fur  me so sir, wen mommy 
baby talks means sumtin bad going to happen, so she gets  Maggie going to 
da  " ROOM "  where bad tings happen and SLAM go dat  door and we beez 
trapped in the house of horrors !!!!!!!!!!!  dey be  cutting and putting fingers 
where no sun ebber shine den dey let us out, mommy  felt bad fur tricking us 
so she took us fur a walkie round da park, den when we  got home we gotz 
more Horrors, we both gotz baths !,  mommy sez I gotz ta  hab bath coz Maggie 
stinks !  huh  wait mom, dis be Annie,  I  dont need no baff, yes Annie, you 
gotz ta hab first bath coz Maggie stinks. dis  lady insane, her makes no 
sense at all ! I get NO treats eeder coz Maggie  gotz allergies !  dis torture 
libbing here in dis house, I thinking bout  running away go lib wif  Nigel  
check out his  new chick machine  he is getting , I polish his spokes an 
fluff him pillows fur treats
put dat light on Nigel  I beez coming fur little visit coz I get no  
respect here, no sir, dis is a tortur chamber
 
Lub Evil Annie
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