[Dailydrool] Bugsy

[Beverly Szaton]

Dere Bugsy dis be Nigel gone tell youse a story bout all her geez.
Allergeez. Alldemgeez/ whatebber.
Won time daMomPerson hadda Basset whut had all kindsa helth prollems.
Prolly cuz he eeted ebberfing. Imeens to tellyouse ebberfing. Soap, toys,
poppersikle stix, a big lether catnipper mause swallered hole got bek same
cuz VetLady gib he summfine meke he sik.
Enyways he gotted-- ok Llewis, spell it slooooow:
pan cree ah tite us.
An dey hadda reely watch whut he eeted or he get reel sicky.Imeen almoss
die sicky.
Won day he done sumfine reely fine: he found a kitty whut had gone missin
wif he nose. No traning, nuffin. Just nosed whut to do. (Ha ha dat a liddel
Basset pun dere.)
SoMomPerson who were awreddy werkin for da VetMan, gib he a dish ob icey
cream. An he eeted it. An da next mornin he deffly ill. He gotted da
pan cree ah tite us
frum da icey cream an da VetLady she glare at MomPerson an says
YOU of ALL PEOPLE should have known BETTER!!!!!
See an dat were likein da lass century (for reel) an she still members an
now nobuddies gets icey cream heer. Boo.

Love an Drool toall whut needs it an Miss Debbie an she teef.
Nigel ob Nigel, Llewis,Conley and Cooper
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