[Dailydrool] Can't get no respect

[Dale Rutz]

Hello there, Snoopy checking in.

The dadPerson and I are having a few issues adjusting to the changing hormone 
levels here in our home.  We added LuLu back in March and the balance drifted 
.... before that it was 3 boys and 3 girls but what the heck, LuLu is a gem so 4 
girls and 3 boys .... what the heck.  And then Cyrus left for the bridge giving 
us no notice at all, 2 boys and 4 girls but we were still reeling from that when 
the clueless momPerson got the call to drive all the way to Salinas and be there 
BEFORE 5PM or else they were going to put down both dogs.  Well, the momPerson 
drove like a maniac and pulled both dogs and brought them home and they were 
both GIRLS.  She sent one on it's way on the underground basset railroad and the 
other one stayed over and the next thing I know her last name is Rutz and it's 
now 5 girls and 2 boys.

WHAT?????  FIVE girls and two boys.  Oh, we don't even want to discuss the loss 
of balance here in our home.  There are times of the month when dadPerson and I 
spend the majority of time out in the yard remembering the good old days when 
snarky women weren't around every corner.

Why just last night the clueless momPerson turned in around 11 and little Gracie 
went along with her and slipped into the bed with her and they both drifted 
off.  I was asleep on the couch at the time.  Later the dadPerson and I went to 
turn in and when I climbed up on the ottoman to get in bed Gracie jumped up, 
charged across the bed, and challenged my right to sleep in my own bed with my 
own people.  REALLY!!  So, I snarked right at the little BITCH.  Well, she was 
being one.  And do you know she SNARKED right back??   I snapped to put her in 
her place and she SNAPPED back and I pushed and she shoved and I yelled and she 
screamed and that is when the clueless momPerson (who isn't all that clueless, 
this part is JUST LIKE Labs) grabbed my little sister and called her a bad dog 
and picked her up and put her on the floor.  Neither of us actually bites and as 
a result there were no injuries (other than pride, thank you very much) and so 
one might have thought that would be an end of it.  If so one does not know 
bassets, especially not my little sister Gracie.

Adorable little Gracie went straight down the hall and peed on the carpet in the 
middle of the living room floor and then came back and arranged all of the 
clueless momPersons dress pillows into a heap on the floor and climbed up on top 
of the pile and went to sleep .... almost nose to nose with the momPerson but 
not on the bed cause momPerson said.

Well then.  I think Gracie is recovering nicely from her spay, she is just about 
back to normal.

More later from Snoopy (who would like everyone to remember who is senior here) 
with LuLu (who is staying OUT of it) and Gracie (he's too bossy, I'll show him)
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