[Dailydrool] A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas

[Tom Hickcox]

*A PUPPY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS*

         On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Two leaking bubble lights,
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Five chewed-up stockings
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Six yards of soggy ribbon
         Five chewed-up stockings
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Seven scraps of wrapping paper
         Six yards of soggy ribbon
         Five chewed-up stockings
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Eight tiny reindeer fragments
         Seven scraps of wrapping paper
         Six yards of soggy ribbon
         Five chewed-up stockings
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         My wreath in nine pieces
         Eight tiny reindeer fragments
         Seven scraps of wrapping paper
         Six yards of soggy ribbon
         Five chewed-up stockings
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
         My wreath in nine pieces
         Eight tiny reindeer fragments
         Seven scraps of wrapping paper
         Six yards of soggy ribbon
         Five chewed-up stockings
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         Eleven unwrapped presents
         Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
         My wreath in nine pieces
         Eight tiny reindeer fragments
         Seven scraps of wrapping paper
         Six yards of soggy ribbon
         Five chewed-up stockings
         Four broken window candles
         Three punctured ornaments
         Two leaking bubble lights
         And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

         On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
         A dozen puppy kisses
         And I forgot all about the other Eleven days.




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