[Dailydrool] Taday by Conl*y

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Conly.
Taday my birfday no no no, no applawse, be seeded ebberbuddy.
I startted erly by snarfin 2 peeces peeza offa da kichen counner lass nite
while da 2 kids an Mr. Biskit watch finkin oh no shurley he not gonna do
dat.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I done it.
Dey awways fergit how fass I am.
It hab all kindsa junk on it, too.
Taday I not shure whut plned for me. Lots I hopes.
I be four taday.
Mebbe shampain be nicey.
Mebbe sendin da puppy ta Mattygasscar. Big box, cupla stamps.....he mite
like it dere.
Man he a pain in da tailbone!! Whut Mr. Conly dun to deserb dis?
Nebbermine, taday we sellybrate. Four years ob snarfin stoff offen da
counter an dey still habent learned. Where da brown truk wif DERE brains???
Lub an good drool to all whut needs it,
Conley ob Conley, Nigel, Llewis an Dopey. Sorry. Doc.
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