[Dailydrool] Da Techie Daze by Nigel

[Beverly Szaton]

Ise layin here on da bed watchin all dis.
Day befour yestiddy da new (kinder-- bot in Novembur) computr thingie ob
MomPerson begins been unrooly. Firs it start turnin issef off. Boing. Off.
Den it runnin slo. Now dis whut she say, da Momperson. I nebber seed it run
nowhere eider fass or slow but mebbe I nappin an misst it.
Den she an DPerson werk onit to git it do sumfin else rite. Den she turnt
it off an went away and wen she come beke an turn it on da silly fing leeb
her a messitch whut say kinder "Sorry, we not turnun on no more. TS."
So she teke it to Bust Buy. Dey teller yah we fixit two weeks an two
hundert bucks.
She nice abouddit, lettem live.
Dey teller teke it anodder BustBye in anodder town heb it beke in 6 daze.
Yeah she finking dat about how long da marriage gone lass iffin she no got
computer.
She teke it to OrificeMax.
LLEWIS LEEB ME ALONE. ISE WORKIN HERE.
Orifice Max! Da plase she get alla da stoff. Price tags an ink an all dat.
It be what? Yeah well I likes my name bedder.
OFFICEMAX. Ok you heppy now? Dont let da door ketch you tail onda way out.
Mekea long story shorder dey fix it werk like crezy charge hef whut
BustedBuy gone meke she pay an heer we is agin, ain't youse lucky??

Den she an DPerson deeside to meke da 2 bedroooom tbs sumfin callt HDee an
git a bunch more chennels. (Oh good mebbe now I git to watch sumfin
besights Raylan Givens shootin eberbuddy) (Oh she say no such luck.)
So da compny sen we da tekkie stuff to put onna 2 tbs.
No work.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH did dey reely fink dey cood
do dis???????

So now MPerson gots nuffin on she TB and DPerson got all but da stuff he
want. Sposedly ComCuss gone fixit taday. Uh Hunh. An MPerson godda go pic
up sumfint callt texas. Pay da Texas. Mebbe it Taxis.
Ise gone teke a nap now.
Drool to all whut need it, an a few who dont.

Nigel ob Nigel, Llewis, Conley an Cooper.
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