[Dailydrool] We almost celebrated with a BANG!

[DIERKER]

Dis be Yogi. I is very unappreciated. Mebbe luk for new hoomanz that know I's smart. I wanted to give the hooomans a happy new year suprize. Last night I came in from the outside and threw myself at the counter like I normally does for my gud boy you did IT outside treat. But I dood somethin different. I threw myself on the end of the oven and pushed in the knob and turned it just enough so it smells funny. HOW SMART IS THAT!!! Now I didn't tell the hoomans becuz it wus a surprize! Normally we would all be in the bedroom with the door shut affer us guys did IT outside, but lass night dey stay in the frunt room and watch a movie and drank happy jooce. My mama sittin dere and say I smellz something. I'm thinkin she smellin my surprize! I never seen my mama moobe so fast. In de kitchen and she find the turned knob. She not smilin'! She runnin in de room dat got de rat and de fishies and de lizzerds and slammin de door and opening up de window! Silly wuman,
 its cold outsside. I shuld know cus I was jes out dere an hour ago doin' IT ousside! Ooooh her eyes glowing and da steam! She splain that if we went to bed we wuldn't have smelt it until it too late. All da liddle pets would be in pet heaven and things might have gone boom. Sumtimes you jes can't win. I wish my big boy brainz wuld come soon. Mebbe dey'll cum on de brown truck wat's bringin the knob cubbers my mama ordered last night. I hope eberrybudy has a happy new year, and don't got a headache like my mama's got today from the happy jooce. Lub and Drool,
Yogi, Carlie Jane, Dolly, Bernie, and Bunny

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