[Dailydrool] Very Confusin

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel.
I very confust.
Firss off I be howsebroke.
I be good howsebroke. Oh ok mebbe so when dere's a lady dog neerby whut
singin da bloos I pee a liddel inna howse but you nose dat juss be a
goodoleboy fing. Meen nuffin cept get MPerson blowin steem.
So now I gots deese two beke legs whut not wanna werk a tall. Dems juss
like dem seal floppers I sees on da TB. Juss as youseless. An when I gotta
go I gotta go an I cant git ousside fass enuff an it juss aint rite.
MomPerson she nebber yell or nuffin juss cleen up ebberfing like it no
biggie.
But it IS a biggie.
Now Ise tryin ta ledder nose I gotta go ousside. Sumtime she pick rite up
on it(an me) an we goes ousside. Sometimes she not so brite I fink she is.
An heer da sad part. Oncet ousside Id like ta snuffle aroun a bit wifout
dat cart, whut meen sumbuddy gotta carry da load in da beke, dem seal
floppers, while I ambels aroun.
Well dis mornin it snowin an howlin an dark ousside (Imajinn, dark at 4 in
da mornin still!!!) an ob course MomPerson no inna mood for ambel. We hab a
liddel discushun. Since she gots control ob da flopperdoodles, not much a
man can do, you nose?
So we comes in, but I sulkin. Yes I am. Ise sulkin good.
Lub an Drool for dem in need.
Special Goodbye to my cyber fren Gandalf, notaBasset, goin to da Bridge
taday. Run free, my Fren.

Nigel, of Nigel Llewis, Conley an Cooper
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