[Dailydrool] Cyrus reports

[Dale Rutz]

Dear Droolers,

I am having some "issues" with the bassets whom have set up residence here in my 
home.  

First of all, Snoopy Ahrooooooooooos.  Rather Loudly.  And, I am ... well .... 
put off to a significant degree by loud noises, so much so that it lead to a 
period of homelessness on my part (I'm a gun shy hunting dog).  Snoopy is loud 
and pushy and often starts trouble and if there is any trouble (especially if he 
started it) he is to be found directly BEHIND me.

Next we have sweet, adorable LuLu.  Who, between you and me, barks too much. 
 Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, she is the neighborhood gossip.  And, 
she's bossy.  VERY bossy.  And if there is any trouble anywhere nearby LuLu can 
be found UNDER me with her head sticking out under my chest.

During 4th of July even under the influence of drugs (yes, they drugged me) I 
was upset by the fireworks.  Every time I tried to scream and charge around LuLu 
nipped me and told me to sit down and shut up.  Every single solitary time.  Did 
I mention that I weigh 110 lbs and LuLu weighs 52.4?

So there you have it, Snoopy is in charge unless LuLu is in the room, in which 
case LuLu is in charge unless of course there is any threat whatsoever to life 
and limb, in which case one basset will be under me and the other directly 
behind me while I sort it all out.  Oh, and fireworks do not count as any sort 
of of threat, they are simply a distraction according to these bassets.

Any advise welcomed.  I need all the help I can get.

Sincerely,
Cyrus
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