[Dailydrool] Frum Nigel bout doggy flu

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel. No No, I no has dog flu, needer do Llewis nor Conley (Llewis
juss done tawt me dat word: "nor"--aint it cool?)
MomPerson we fink got da dog flu.
We is stayin as far away as we kin wiffout starvin an or mekin she feel
worser. Boff me an Conley lernt to kreep up on she frum behiney from da bed
an stik we heds ober she sholder when she sittin in she orifice chair.
Dat way she canit koff in we------waid a minit. Llewis, what now? I done
youst dat word "nor" right an.....chair. Orifice chair. Da biggie chair all
cushy rollaroun in da Orifice where she werk, why?
It whut?
Dass whut I said! Orifi------issa whut? You sure bowt dis?
Ok well den.
Office chair. Da chair in da Office. (dat ok, Mr. Read-a-book-day?) Me an
Conley we stans (me sorta) onna bed an leeeeeen we heds ober she sholder.
she like dat. We like she cannut koff all ober we or sneezle or
nosedribble. She say she no kin smell we breaf. I no nose whussa madder wif
we breaf, but dat sumfine else.
So we heer warnin youse all lookout for da MomPerson, she prolly
Cantankerous.
Llewis for hebbins sake WHAT NOW???
oH.
Contagious. MomPerson contagious. Cantankerous too.

Lub and heeling drool to all in need,
Nigel, Llewis an Conley

Ps she gone go see da peepelvetman tomorrow.
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