[Dailydrool] Dailydrool Digest, Vol 218, Issue 5

[Meistersinger]

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On Jun 8, 2012, at 6:30 PM, dailydrool-request at lists.dailydrool.org wrote:

> gies if you have heard this one before: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got the whole of our lives ahead and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? BORDER COLLIE: Just one. Then, I'll replace any wiring that's not up to standard. DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp. ROTTWEILER: Make me! BOXER: Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeaase let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Pleaseeee. GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and make one more perimeter patrol to make sure that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. JACK RUSSELL:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bounding off the walls and furniture. OLD ENGLISH: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! POINTER:  I see it, there it is, right there.... GREYHOUND: It 
> isn't moving.....who cares??? FRENCH POODLE:  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. BASSET HOUND:  You want me to do WHAT?  I have staff for that sort of thing. Courtesy of an old edition of the South of England Basset Hound Club newsletter..... Hilary, Alfie and Mille (UK)
You missed the other two replies for the basset hound on this question.

Alternate answer 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Alternate answer 2: Light bulb? Light Bulb???!!!  You mean the thing I just ate was a LIGHT BULB????!!!!