[Dailydrool] To Rolph, From Snoopy

[Dale Rutz]

Dear Rolph,

First off, let me be clear.  I already HAVE a girl friend and her name is 
Chelsea and she reads the drool and I am NOT two timing Chelsea!!  I am very 
sorry if I gave anyone that impression.

This little LuLu is my foster sister.  I wouldn't want to be mean to LuLu, 
people were mean to LuLu.  momPerson says nobody is ever going to be mean to 
LuLu ever again or else we'll send Cyrus after them.

We have had the whole if keep her we can't foster the next one discussion at our 
house .... and for now we have decided to remain on the fence.  The big problem 
is that LuLu is very special .... they had her on hold down at the shelter for 
animal cruelty it was so bad ..... and even through all of that she is the 
sweetest, gentlest, kindest soul ..... oh ... you just wouldn't believe how 
tender she is.  momPerson says it would take a very, very special home for LuLu 
.... and we don't know if we could trust anyone because we promised LuLu that 
she wouldn't be sad and lonely ever again and she needs special hugs, you know.

So, for now, we've decided not to decide.  Ok, ok, I slept with her again last 
night but ONLY because she would cry otherwise and we promised not to make her 
sad.

More later from Snoopy
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