[Dailydrool] Gracie checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Good morning Droolers, it's Gracie

Yesterday was weird.  My mommy walked us BEFORE our dinner.  They had some kind 
of festival called Simchat Torah at the temple so after they fed us they LEFT us 
and went to their temple to eat and dance and be festive with their Torah 
thingy.

I was not impressed.  I went straight to the bathroom and got the garbage can.  
I dragged it into the hallway, dumped it over .... and chewed the contents right 
up.  A million tiny little pieces of bathroom garbage up and down the hall.  
That'll teach them to change their schedule.  Harumph!!!

I considered chewing up Juliannes homework (again) but some traitor named Menzie 
Campbell e-mailed and told my teenage sister to CLOSE HER DOOR if she was in the 
middle of something and had paper all over her desk.  I'd like to give this 
Menzie person a piece of my mind, yes I would, but the homework was safe and I 
had to content myself with chewing up bathroom garbage.  You do what you can 
after all.

I met a very little boy on my walk yesterday.  He was about 3 and he wanted to 
pet me so I let him.  LuLu didn't want him to so she didn't go over there.  LuLu 
is a bit standoffish if you ask me.  When we meet other dogs on our walk she 
wants to greet them but she is afraid of their people and dogs are always 
connected to their people by a leash and apparently leashes aren't long enough 
so sometimes she doesn't even greet the other dog.  She just stands there next 
to our mommy and looks confused.  I don't get it.

We are not allowed to walk with Snoopy anymore because our mommy claims that 
Snoopy is a JERK on lead and teaches us bad habits.  He pulls and he yells and 
he carries on and he ahroooo's and she finds all this less then desirable and 
she claims that he encourages LuLu to act that way too which she doesn't if 
Snoopy's not there so Snoopy has to walk solo which I hate because I'd rather 
walk with Snoopy, he's kewl.

I love Snarky ooops .... Snoopy and he loves me too.  I don't care if he's a bit 
gruff .... he is handsome and he is charming and he is a wonderful big brother.  
He taught me to chase balls and BRING THEM BACK .... did you know you are 
supposed to bring it back???  I had no idea but it's true and if you bring it 
back then mommy will smile really big and throw it again .... it's weird but 
it's true.  He says some big huge dog showed him how to do it because it makes 
mommy happy and it does.

My mommy says I am a good girl and I am smart and I do everything right.  Of 
course that's true, but still, it's good of her to notice.

More later from Gracie (who might need to go chew something up) with LuLu (for 
goodness sakes Gracie give it a rest) and Snoopy (she really needs some finesse, 
you know that?)

P.S.  We understand EVERY WORD ......
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