[Dailydrool] Interdusing dogs frum Conly a gennelman

[Beverly Szaton]

I sez dat when youse interdusing dogs
1.Awways use da corect name thing like Mr. or Ms. or Bitch or Sir or
whaddebber
2. Da ladees awways goes firss. I dunno why but dey snatch you hed rite off
you sholders if dey dont.
3. A gennelman dog awways sniffs de butt firss befour nuffin else. Dat way
youse nose whut kinder dog youse deelin wif from da whiff.
4. A gennelman dog nebber ebber ebber bite a ladee not madder whut. She do
whut she will youse gotta turn da odder way an leeb she alone. She bite
you, you smile an beke aways.
5. Da tb program Kastel a lot like Bonz.
6. Sorree dat a liddel diegreshun.
7.Babee dogs git away wif everyfing. Dey bite dey yell dey leep dey steels
you toys dey teke obber MomPerson an an an you bed an ebberfing an you cant
do nuffin about it. I meen NUFFIN. Bite it beke an it skreem
like...nebbermind. Juss nebbermind. Dis perzonal.
8.A gennelman dog say welcum to MY home. Meke sure youse gets dat in dere.
MY home. Liddel mind game dere.
9.Nebber pick on da new dog till 3 weeks. Affer 3 weeks he nose da rules.
10. Affer 3 weeks if it a shedog, YOU  nose da rules. Respek dem. Dese
ladies, dey rip you nebbeminds right off.
Love an Drool to All in need
Conley
An Nigel and ....
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Ok,, Doc
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