[Dailydrool] Weird dog treat

[Riche Churchill]

Has anyone else noticed the latest Walmart "treat" (price unknown) that 
consists of a vaguely T-bone steak shaped piece of WOOD? One piece. 
About a quarter-inch thick, smaller than average hand: "For the dog who 
loves to chew wood."

We have a dog who loves to chew wood, but it's not something I'm 
thrilled about or want to encourage and, in any case, THAT treat would 
last about 10 seconds. She's already destroyed two custom-built wooden 
dog houses and a door frame (as high as she can reach). It would 
undoubtedly be cheaper to just give her a 2x4 than that "treat." 
Besides, she'd probably swallow the "treat" (as I suspect it might be 
meat-scented or something) and I don't think she swallows the wall 
framing, dog houses, partitions... just gnaws. Like a beaver. Hmmmn... 
we have some "trash trees" we want cut down... maybe we could tie her to 
them and let 'er rip?

Have treat manufacturers gone insane or think we have or already are? 
Well, maybe, but not THAT insane, surely?

Riche