[Dailydrool] BZZZZZZZZZZ & confession

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

I took girl outside today after mowing the grass,  Annie likes to  chase 
bees , but her all time favrite is looking for locust or  ciciada's  .  
suppose to be super bad year,  but we have  actually  had very few,  so I see 
Annie with her nose in the grass and  she comes up chewing !!!!!!   ANNIE  drop 
it,  and she did  which surprised the H--- out of me because this dog NEVER 
listens,  I go  over and sure enough only HALF of said insect is on the 
ground, Crap !  but  at least she didn't eat it all,  so I continue cleaning up 
some poo and I  see Annie jump up in the air and didn't think much of it, 
thought she was after  another bee  I turn around and Annie is frozen still 
Not moving head down  low to the ground and I am thinking she is sick and 
going to puke up the  bug,  I said Annie are you OK ?  she didn't move, head 
still low to  the ground  so I walk over and I am consoling her telling her she 
is all  right, go a head and puke Annie,  no eye contact frozen stiff  , 
head  still very low,  then I hear BZZZZZ    BZZZZZZ  BZZZZZ  and I am like 
what the heck  I hear a faint  BZZZZZZ  so I lift Annies head up  pry open her 
locked jaws and there  was a HUGE LIVE locust in her mouth,  I took it out 
and OMG was she happy  mommy saved her.   I threw it over in my neighbors 
yard,   everything I dont want or like goes over there  bwahahahahahahahahaah. 
  
 
OK, so heres the big CONFESSION, as you all know , Debbie means the world  
to all of us and she has received a lot of cards with prayers, drool and  
well wishes,  so I wanted to be different ,  just let me say that when  
someone say's that I am screwed up , it's true I am ! I am some where out  there 
in never, never land and haven't found my way back yet,  I have met  Debbie 
twice in person and let me say, my world is blessed for having met her  and 
she is even more special in real life than in  the cyber  world,  so I have 
been to EVERY card shop and store in the city of Maumee,  Toledo and 
Perrysburg,   I couldn't find anything that I liked,   I wanted a card to make her 
laugh ! she already knows that I love her, I wanted  to make her LAUGH,  so I 
bought her a " birthday card " yes,  I said  birthday card, not 
encouragement, not get well, or Im thinking of you.   a   DAMN BIRTHDAY card  she will 
laugh and she will  understand,  no one else will, but Debbie will !!!  I 
already told her  not to expect a birthday card on her real birthday !
Debbie you live in my heart,   where I go, you  go,    and where you go, I 
go !!!!   forever my  friend, never apart !
 
Marlene  mommy to Maggie and Evil Annie
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