[Dailydrool] Snoopy checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, it's Snoopy here,

Nigel, I feel your pain.  Oh, the humiliation of it all.  What is the deal with 
these momPersons and our navels??  Mine has been describing mine to millions far 
and wide with no thought to my modesty. 

Well, it's all a matter of public record now.  I have a very sensitive tummy, 
and if I get too much lint in my navel it tickles and I roll over and ask 
momPerson to take the that tickly lint out of my navel.  And now she has gone 
and told the whole world.

She freaked out again yesterday.  She hadn't been giving me any pain pills and I 
hadn't been having any pain and so LuLu and I were playing like pupsters in the 
backyard and I hurt my crooked leg.  So I was limping pretty good (that was 
yesterday, I got a Rimadyl last night and another this morning and I'm much 
better).  Well first I hurt my leg playing and then this little Gracie she 
started up with me guarding the momPerson and so I grabbed Gracie's flue (it was 
handy) and was dragging her across the floor by it when momPerson just started 
screaming and yelling.  At that moment Julianne came into the room, grabbed a 
squirt bottle, spritzed me twice, and it was over.  Gracie was standing there 
wagging, she never even yelled because momPerson took care of that for her.  And 
then, get this, she trotted into the kitchen for a cookie because if she bleeps 
me off and I give it to her then she thinks she gets a cookie for that.  Oh 
well, we all had a cookie.

More later from Snoopy with my hopelessly clueless momPerson
and LuLu, the love of my life (she really is, I adore LuLu, she is beautiful and 
smart and fun and cuddly and perfect)
and Gracie the naughtiest princess I ever met in my whole life

P.S.  The dadPerson is allowed to play with electricity because he is an 
engineer.  He is NOT however allowed to play with gas or water, we have a 
plumber for that because momPerson says he's a threat to G-d and country when it 
comes to that stuff.
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