[Dailydrool] Tennessee Turd Tumblers

[Kelly Jane Wilson]

Low Bed and Gigi of the Wilson Gang heartily thank Elsinore and young Charlie for nominating them to support roles in the Tennessee Turd Tumblers. It is true, Low Bed has quite a voice and he uses it every day. Some people think it is a beautiful voice. They don't listen to it EVERY DAY. Sounds like we might need to have auditions for Announcer.
 
Today I am hoping that the first five or so games are away games. Let me tell you a liddle storie.
 
I usually telecommute. I am at the house all day, available to cater to their every whim. Out and in. In and out. Treats. Pats. A kind word. 
 
Today, because of visitors from other offices, I had to go to the office. The abondonment was too much for them, despite a lunchtime visit from me to let them out. Later in the afternoon, I came home to destruction. They nailed about five or seven cookbooks. Paper all over the place. This is not the first time they have done it. At least they did not get to the real favorites. I guess they are taking seriously my intention to downsize, helping me divest of over a hundred cookbooks.
 
Hard to be too mad though, when Molly St Lucie, dear Molly, deaf toothless 13 years young, comes galloping out of the playroom with a hardback book cover in her mouth. Not the first time she has done it.
 
Good thing I brought tequila home. Wonder if I can operate the steam cleaner and hold a margarita in one hand. A whole nother liddle storie, the steam cleaner is.
 
Kelly Jane and the Wilson Gang
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