[Dailydrool] What did he say???

[Wilder, Sharon]

Oh look Gracie Allen is checking the perimeter of the yard again. No wonder the slaves call her "homeland security". Yeah right, keeping the yard safe from rabbits and groundhogs-ooh fierce-NOT. Where on earth is Clyde? Let's see, is he on the perch in the treehouse-nope. Under the overhang in back of the house-nope. Perch on the back steps-nope. "Gracie-have you seen Clyde?" "Shhhhhh-can't you see I'm busy? He's probably on that stupid couch. Ever since he decided Moosie Bear willed it to him when he went to the Bridge, Clyde's butt has been glued to the couch." Huggie muses,"But it's such a beautiful day-why would he be inside?" Huggie walks through the open sliding glass door and hears loud snoring from the direction of the couch. "Clyde wake up." More snoring. "Clyde wake up-I need to ask you something!" More snoring. "CLYDE WAKE UP!!" Clyde now startled, snaps awake, whips his head around to see who is yelling at him and rolls off the couch with a loud thump. "OUCH! Huggie Bear you scared me." Huggie Bear rolls her eyes and asks, "Did you call Pawtunia?" "Yes." "Did you speak to Pawtunia?" "No." Exasperated HB sighs and says, "Did you speak to anyone?" "Yes." Huggie closes her eyes and takes a deep breath, "Who did you speak to?" "Rusty." Through gritted teeth Huggie asks, "What did he say?" "Hey." Feeling as though she's been through all this before Huggie asked, "What did you say?" "Dude whassup!" "Did you ask where Pawtunia is? I REALLY NEED to talk to her." "Oh yeah, Rusty said she's having some work done." "Having some work done? What is she a transmission?" "Rusty said she's at some kind of spa place and she's in an avocado." "Ah, I see, 'having a little work done' my furry foot. Maybe she could recommend a liposuction guy for Gracie Allen...but I digress. I don't understand though-why would she be in an avocado? Wait a minute. Clyde is it possible Rusty said she was incommunicado?" "Oh yeah Huggie that's it-she's incommunicado." Huggie Bear walks outside mumbling, "I can't believe both old Queens have abandoned me and left me with Gracie Allen and Clyde as my helpers with this Woofle! You just wait until I catch up with that Old Queen Pawtunia! Gracie acts like wearing the dress is all she has to do and Clyde, well, as you can gather he's not a bright boy. If you lift up both ears and look through you can see the horizon.  'Incommunicado' my #$$.  She probably had her flews plumped up so much

she can't speak and that's why she won't come to the phone. 'Ooh, I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!' Whoa! Where on earth did that come from?"
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