[Dailydrool] Missin Foodies

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Iffin youze lookin fur me MOmma, well she be out dere crankin up da broomstick. She going back to da wallymartz. She liddel steamed...Brudder Elwood tell liddel story.
Todey be Waltmart dey. Momma go ober dere 1 time per da full moon and git da goodz fur me home. She go fill up day BUV, come on back to me home, put away all da stuff. Lotz ob stuff. Dis alweyz nice dey, ya nebber know whut she come home wif. So she git all da stuffz put where dey go and she git da big dog food mekin pot out and git me food a going. Den she git dis look an she seys where be me carrots?? I got 2 bags ob da shredded carrots fur da dog food. Why she look eberywhere, no carrots. She seyz Brudder Elwood dooze you teke da carrots?
Brudder Elwood seyz, nebber--but call Gracie--she maybe need liddel side dish wif da chicken she git off da counter......
Momma not amused...Brudder Elwood smile. 
So da day go on and Daddy seys what we habbin fur dinner?? Momma seyz burgers and I got some nice strawberries for later, but she seyz she better git dem berries washed while da burgers cook. 
Only dem berries be on da missin list. She snarlin now--and Daddy seyz Momma it be otay-really, calm down lets hab dem burgers. Momma still snortin.
She go ober to git da bunz fur da burgers....and dem gone too.
To da moon I tellz ya---she seys she missin all dem fings whut she pay monie for. She seyz she ask da man if she got all da bags and he seyz yes maam. Dat not so....we aint got no carrots, no berries no buns and don't ebbin ask da Brudder bout da bacon......

Brudder Elwood still a wonderin iffin Gracie meke silent visit to me home.........

Drool to all in need


Debbie & the Virginia Beach Gang 
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