[Dailydrool] Stuff from Gracie

[Dale Rutz]

Hi it's Gracie,

Whew, the dadPerson really blew it yesterday.  Whew.  He was feeding us dinner 
and he completely forgot about Snoopy being food aggressive.  He is you know.  
Well, Snoopy has been pretty sweet lately so the clueless dadPerson forgot.  And 
I kind of did too.  Snoopy finished his bowl and I finished my bowl and we were 
waiting for LuLu to finish and Snoopy came over to check out my empty bowl so I 
strolled over there and was sniffing Snoopy's bowl and WHAM .... Snoopy caught 
me with my snooter in his bowl and WHAM.  He nipped the tip of my ear and there 
was an entire drop of BLOOD.  And he tackled me and hurt my feelings and I 
wouldn't lay down with Snoopy for a couple of hours after that.  MEN!!

We have house cleaners.  The clueless momPerons claims that her name is Rosa and 
her daughters name is Emily and they have been cleaning our house since she got 
pregnant with Julianne.  That's 16 years.  And she claims they rescue and foster 
Labs and that they are lovely people and that they love dogs and that we should 
like them.  Snoopy likes them, Snoopy makes himself a royal pain the rear 
following them around.  But LuLu doesn't like them, not at all, they have a key 
and they let themselves in and LuLu yells at them so I yell at them too.  They 
have cookies but LuLu won't take their cookies and if they try to get close LuLu 
runs the dog door and barks at them from outside.  I stick with LuLu, you can't 
be too careful you know.  The clueless momPerson says we are ridiculous, these 
cleaners knew Sugar Magnolia (and cried when she died) and they knew Cyrus (and 
cried when he died) and they are dog people.  LuLu doesn't care, she yells at 
them every week.  Me too, I stick with LuLu.

As for Heidi all I can say is HA.  Maybe double HA!  HA HA!!  You are a very 
silly momPerson and you are IN FOR IT.  HA!  Those dratted puppy mill people 
think bassets are a chicken, they keep us in little wire pens like a chicken and 
don't feed us enough or let us run around or love on us but we are NOT 
chickens.  And once we get a mommy and a home and feel safe we are like a 12 
week old buppy just learning to live in a house.  HA!!  And once we get strong 
we can FLY and nothing is safe.  Nothing.  Good job Heidi I am very proud of 
you, tell your mommy in 3 or 4 years you might settle down meanwhile HA.

Love,
Gracie the princess who might be a fairy princess she's just not sure but she's 
DEFINATELY a little dickens
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