[Dailydrool] Bassets/Pomegranates/beige carpets (again)

[Esther Strom]

Seems to me that dadperson should be the one in trouble, not Gracie! He's
the one who left that pomegranate out not once, but twice...

-Esther, with Waldo and Basil ATB


On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 11:00 AM, Dale Rutz <dalerutz at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

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> Hi it's the ever clueless momPerson here,
>
> Gracie is in big trouble.  Again.
>
> You may remember last year when she got a bag of pomegranates while my
> husband was in the shower and shared with Snoopy and LuLu.  Well, she's at
> it again.  Last night my husband ate HALF a pomegranate and failed to feed
> any to Gracie, Snoopy or LuLu and left the rest ON THE COUNTER and went to
> bed.  Yes, I am serious.
>
> Gracie got me up this morning for breakfast at 4:30, early and she knew it
> but she was VERY excited.  I told her to wait.  She was jumping, she was
> dancing, she was beside herself with sheer joy.  She was PROUD of herself
> because she had to go potty and she got up and went potty ALL BY HERSELF.
> So I praised her.  What I didn't know was that her daddy had left a treat
> for her on the counter which she found when she came inside, and took into
> the LIVING ROOM and ATE in 3 different places on my beige wall to wall
> carpet.   Said carpet has been through a LOT with Gracie.  I have no idea
> how many times I had to shampoo said carpet before Gracie finally started
> going OUTSIDE reliably ON HER OWN ....... but it was too many.
>
> So, I made her wait until after 5 and then I wandered down the hall and
> made bowls and fed everyone and did turn out and wandered back down the
> hall to bed followed by LuLu.  I didn't turn the living room light on.  I
> still didn't know.  But Snoopy's snooter knew.  And Snoopy is a big
> brother.  And thus, a tattle tale.
>
> Ahrooooooooooo ..... come back here momPerson.  Ahrooooooooooo stay right
> where you are you naughty little sister you.  Ahrooooooooo you didn't save
> any for Snoopy.  Ahrooooooo ahrooooooo ahroooooooooo.
>
> So there I was cleaning the carpet at 5:15 AM.  Again.  BIG red spots.
> AGAIN.  I *think* I got it out of the carpet.  Again.
>
> More later from the clueless momPerson with Snoopy who is furious that
> Gracie curated a missing object, LuLu who slept through the whole thing,
> and Gracie the dickens.
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