[Dailydrool] Conley heer to help

[Beverly Szaton via Dailydrool]

Ise gotta grate idear!!
Oh.
Dis Conley oh I so escited I gots a grate idear
Ise goin help eech an ebery won ob youse start you noo year rite!

See dis yeer da Peepels dey not hab Turkey day or  Crissmus heer an nobody
comin an NO TURKEY no pie no stuffin not eben green beens.
No rolls an bred an mushtaters. No GRAVY!!!

But youse guys see, youse guys gonna hab leffovers.
An dat meen you NewYers diyets, whut you promise youseffs you gone do dis
yeer, not gonna work because youse eetin all dem leffobers.

So
Heer da deel:

SEND YOU LEFFOBERS TO CONLEY!!!! and he meke sure youse not have any
temptings for you new dieyets!
Am I a jeanyus or whut?

Juss sent dem to
Conley
Conley's house
Neer Chicago
Not da Bleke Dog
Juss Conley.

Ise gone help youse out.

You welcome.

Love an drool
Conley ob Conley an Conley INC

(MomPerson)
bgszap2 at gmail.com
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