[Dailydrool] Bugsey and the Fairyprincess

[Pamela McQuade via Dailydrool]

Dear Bugsey:

That is such good news that you are not itching anymore. Holly was our 
itchy dog who was on Atopica, so we know how it is when the medication 
is hard to get.

I have thought long and hard about your Fairyprincess, Browyn. Our 
Alexis was the first Drool Fairyprincess. She came to us after belonging 
to people who thought she was "just a dog" and did not take care of her. 
She became a Fairyprincess because we wanted her to enjoy all the things 
that a basset should know about--good food, a soft place to sleep, and 
people who would care for her. My husband first called her a 
Fairyprincess--probably really meaning a fairy-tale princess. Lex never 
acted like the spoiled brat you live with. Browyn is using Fairyprincess 
status to try to get away with murder. You have every right to put her 
and keep her in her place. Her actions would never be allowed in the 
Dashing Basset household.

Browyn, do you hear me? Grow up, stop acting like a Drama Queen, and 
learn to be a real princess, like our Alexis, who was also a perfect 
lady. Be good to the mama and the rest of your family, of I will send 
Alexis down from the Bridge to straighten you out, pronto. Her 
Fairyprincess wand is ready to bonk you!

Pam, food slave to the Dashing Bassets, including Alexis 
Thefairyprincess