[Dailydrool] Dear Snoopy

[Sally King via Dailydrool]

Dear Snoopy, this is Rolph from the UK. We've got your momperson bwahahahaha.
If you want to see her again, you must crate up 20 boxes of the Wild Bites salmon treats and send them on an airplane. If possible, could you chose one which isn't broken, because my person was dead worried when your Clueless Momperson got on one that was held together with Gaffa Tape. I don't want my payment falling into the sea. Got it?
If you send them on the next transatlantic, I'll let your momperson go home. But she is pretty good at chin skritches and loving, so if you don't pay up, she can stay here and worship me.
Bwahahaha
Rolph, without Clara, UK
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