[Dailydrool] Bored

[Val lbrewerzwick via Dailydrool]

Dear Bugsey, Beauford, and Browyn,
  This is Pw. Mariah the Maraudah of Hawaii. May I suggest some entertaining activities to relieve your boredom? I find that they work for me. Try knocking over the trash cans in the kitchen and prying off their lids--then you can scatter the contents throughout the house, ripping any paper or foil items to shreds, and depositing any empty cans below the covers in your momperson's bed. Or rout out any backpacks or pocketbooks in the house and empty them of their contents for inspection. Plastic items like hairbrushes then make entertaining chew toys. Or find the remote control devices for the electronics and first pull them apart, then gnaw on the plastic parts. Raiding laundry baskets, drawers, and suitcases for tug of war items is always fun. As is shredding magazines and newspapers , plus taking the end of the toilet paper and pulling until you have unrolled it all. Particularly exciting is ripping the stuffing out of toys or dog beds, then pretending to create snow blizzards by throwing it in the air. All of these activities are best done when humans are not watching. Finally, simply barking for no apparent reason and spinning around in place is good for a few laughs. Let me know which of these you like. Mariah  vlbzwick at yahoo.com

Val