[Dailydrool] Millie

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Millie heer.  Iam heer to report Dale an Shannon do no hab a  corner on da 
titles ob "Cllewess Swabe or Dum owd Dad" cuz my swabe is truwy up  der wiff 
da best ob dem.  Dis mornin he takes me out to do my buznes an den  
pwepares my beckwest.  He den sitz down to eet hiz, but weebs mine on  da counter.  
I goes to him an gibs him da wook, he jus wooks back at  me.  So I paws him 
an he sez "OK" an pets me.  Affer a while he  stops.  I den paw agin an 
gibs him da wook an barks.  He sez "yu want  to go out" , but I got da dinnin 
woom an bark an make a fuss an go  back to him.  He den sez " Millie wants a 
tweat" an gibs mea cwummy  cookie.  Big deaw. I gibs him da wook agin an 
starts to gwowl an act  weew funny, an Num nutz jus keeps sayin "whats wiff her 
today." an  goes back to eetin.  Da mom swabe den starts to cween da dishes 
an goes to  da counter an sez "did yu feed Millie?"  Da kwutz sez  "yes, ob 
corse I did."  So da mom say "den what in  her dish?"  Yu nebber see 
anybody wook dummer.  He den nuke da  fud an I finnawy get to eet.  Boy he sur iz 
a twit.  
 
Douglas and  Millie with
Pw.'s Charlie & Bennett Both ATB
ddropp at aol.com  


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