[Dailydrool] From The Desk Of

[Beverly Szaton via Dailydrool]

​MertaLou Professional Lady Basset and
Chef Investigator for the Law Firm of
Nada, Zip and Zilch

You had no clue, did you?
Actually, nor did I until today when a little packet of
business cards arrived sans the name of whoever sent them with
that designation upon them.

I AM SO THRILLED!! A CAREER! Thank you thank you whoever sent them please
send the Secretary your name so that we may thank you properly.

I am sitting at my desk trying to decide what to investigate first.
A Lady must be picky. Nothing tawdry.
Perhaps the Case of Conley's Missing Tooth? He went away for a day and came
back missing his big white Canine tooth on his right side. Poor baby. SHE
has the tooth: she did not ask for it but was actually rather shocked when
it fell out of the packet of medicine she brought home for Conley. SHE
knows why that tooth is now in a baggie, but I have no way to ask.
Anyway Whomever you may be, THANK YOU THANK YOU! fROM  the bottom of my
little beating heart.
I love you.

Kisses and Cuddles,
MertaLou, Professional Lady Basset and Chief Investigator.
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