[Dailydrool] From the Desk

[Beverly Szaton via Dailydrool]

So Mr. Doc and I go outside in the dark it is 4 in the morning and he goes
in but I am working a scent in the far corner the yard and I did not hear
anything IF she called and She says she did but not loud enough for a keen
eared Basset girl to hear, ok? So Mr. Doc he goes running to her he is
sweet but such a sycophant.. and she does what?
She turns off the lights.
And there I am little Miss Merta Lou alone alone-O in the dark dark emoty
(one hopes) yard oh my. It is the pre-dawn, the time when bears return to
their cavesssssssand the cheetahs whisper to each other as they slide
through the tall grass by the tree stump and there I am alone, armed only
with my good intentions and outstanding brain power and before me is the
Veldt, stretching endlessly  to the horizon (it has been at least 5 days
since Mr Biskit mowed) (I adore Mr Biskit but sometimes he is very
derelict).
So I do the only sensible thing,
I stay right where I am and signal for help.
I sing out into the darkness HEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

and there is no answer so I try again a little louder and a third time
louder still:
HEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

And this time the light snaps on and here come Mr Doc and the Woman, she is
hissing at me WHAT ARE YOU DOING IT IS 4 IN THE MORNING!!!
Yes I know O Dim One. That is exactly why. But she fails to understand and
so I am taking offers for re-housing for little Merta Lou whose very life
is threatened here.
I will consider all serious offers. Please include whether you have motion
detector lights or not....

Love and Cuddles
Merta Lou, Professional Lady Basset
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