[Dailydrool] from the desk

[Beverly Szaton]

The ShePerson has a torture device that she has saved to use on we doggies.
It is a table looks innocent, yes? NO. It is up on legs or she calls them
legs unlike my sturdy four appendages these are thin and insubstantial.
Likely to buckle, you know? And she puts us on this table not together of
course she starts with the Black Dog and uses some kind of stick with
needles in it and pretends to pet him with it and it PULLS OUT HIS HAIR!!
Yes!! I do not make this up. That luxurious black coat out it goes! And he
allows this except when she reaches his flank, that spot just in front of
the back leg and then he snaps.
And it looks so innocent and fun and like it might feel good so I says
Me me me do me do me I want it too do me too
So she does and
and the table it it  ricketys. Shakey. I shakey, table shakey. No no I want
down I want down it's too high way too high no no not the needle thing
(turns out she doesn't use the needles on me but a thing like a chewed off
razor blade thingie what pulls out the loose--but I have no loose! I hate
it I hate it let me down stop the ride. So she does, and wow I feel better
all clean and light! That was fun. Let's do it again!

Love and Cuddles,
Merta Lou
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