[Dailydrool] The Torture!

[Jennifer Martin]

Hi one and all! It is me Browyn the Fairy Princess! I am so sorry to hear
that Chomper and Merta Lou have been so traumatized by nail trimming. In my
case, it was my dear mother. She always cuts my nails and I am normally
very good about the whole thing. Unfortunately this last time, she was
taking forever. She snipped off the front ones in quick order. Then she
thought she would straighten up the back ones. She knows better. My back
nails get naturally worn down by my hunting prowess. But, she thought the
outside ones might need a bit of a trim. She was taking forever trying to
decide how much she could clip. I got bored and I jumped just as she was
snipping. It was a blood bath! I really could have died! There was blood
all over the couch and all over the floor! The mom grabbed the quick stop.
She has this liquid kind because it has anti hurt stuff in it. So, she just
pours a bunch in her hand and is begging me to come to her. Why would I
cone to the woman who butchered my foot?! I am not stupid. I would never
have been caught, but Bugsey decided to help the mom. He blocked me right
into the coffee table as I was making one of my frantic laps around the
kitchen and living room. The mom grabbed my back leg and I screamed and I
wiggled and she wouldn't let go until she smeared that stuff all over my
foot. Then the pain stopped. The bleeding stopped and I was very tired. Mom
gave me lots of dehydrated liver treats for all my pain and suffering. So,
I jumped up on the couch and took a nap with Bugsey and the mom. Mom was
going to clean up all the blood, but Beauford said she was a total
incompetent and he would take care of it. Since it was hardwood floor, he
really could do a decent job. She just had to dry the couch because
Beauford got a little carried away with the saliva on the couch. Mom still
has to do Bugsey's nails. He is a big fat baby and wiggle worm. I think she
is scared. She did Beauford without incident. Something about he doesn't
move and is very, very good.

Browyn the Fairy Princess with Beauford, Bugsey and the butcher mom,
Jennifer
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