[Dailydrool] Dearest Athena

[Dale Rutz]

Hello Athena, Snoopy here,
I know this Wioman, she is the softest touch there is!  Milk it my dear!  Here is a list of suggestions:
1)  Tell her you are miserable, perhaps sob just a bit, and then indicate that a nice tender cut of steak could possibly help to sooth your sorrow.  
2)  Refuse to sleep anywhere but on her bed and then steal all the pillows
3)  Do not eat kibble.  Ever.  Any.  At all.  This Woman will cook for you but she needs to feel like it's the only way you will eat.
4)  Tell her she cannot leave your side.  Even for a second.  If she tries to close the bathroom door push it open and if she clicks it, sob.
5)  Steal her stuff and hide it elsewhere. She loves that.
My clueless momPerson is visiting the UK next month and I shall send you some of my very best salmon jerky treats.  Oh ..... and btw I am in the market for a girl friend if you're interested go to dalerutz.com and have a look at the handsome hunk of read and white hound, thats me.
More later from Snoopy who thinks he might have a new girlfriend.
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