[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood headbone a hurtin

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Dis Brudder Elwood. It only da middlez ob da week. Why affer last nite I be  
glad dis whole week be gone. Brudder Elwood finkin thingz a settle down round  
here, an affer Momma git da turd off herz toes we kinna sey we be on da down  
low. We be gud. So we a pleyin an doin whut we dooze, and Momma she not 
lookin  cept when I gib Elder Clara da big boy bark.
Den da tellyphone do da ringy dingy.
Momma she be a chattin and she not payin us no mind-iffin she really gotz  
one ob dem dat is, an me and Brudder Jake, we a rollin, we barkin and Momma she  
yell fur us to do da pipe down. She on da phone. 
We no lissen.
We do da basset 500, an we a flyin now, Brudder Elwood go rite out da  doggie 
door, Brudder Jake he rite behind me, an Sister Daisy she join in and we  a 
runnin as fast as we legbones carry us. We go by me killin tree---dat da place  
I teke me treasures an gib dem da toofy-an we heads fur da home. Brudder 
Elwood  teke da big leap fur da doggie door, Brudder Jake on me tail, and Sister 
Dasiy a  bringin up da rearz.
Den it heppin.
Momma done closed da doggie door affer we runs out and Brudder Elwood no  see 
dis untilz I in da air and I smash rite in to da closin door. Brudder Jake  
he smash into me rumpbones, and Sister Dasiy she pile into all ob we and da 
door  broke and it now in da fambly room obber dere by Elder Clara, and Brudder 
Elwood  he now a seein da stars an da moon, an da Momma teef jus a flappin. She 
git done  a doin da yap yap yap and she a lookin in me eyeballz, a feelin me 
bones, I  liddel tired so I lay rite down. Momma go obber dere and lookie a 
whut left ob  da doggie door, she seyz ELWOOD real loud like me head needz to be 
a hearin dat  mouf rite now, and she seyz why I nebbber, Elwood you have 
broke the dog door  frame whut be on da biggie door. 
Brudder Elwood he close da eyeballz, I be finkin I gladz I no hab da big  boy 
brainz, dey be scrambled.
 
We send drool to all in need, we are hoping for a healthy houndie holiday  
weekend---
 
 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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