[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood a checkin-

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Why dere be so much a goin on, I gotz to meke sum callz  
here, dooze sum checkin up on da peeps an da houndz, it be a seemin we gotz 
sum  ob dem issues a goin on.
I git me headbone phones on, call Brudder Norm, I gots it on da  speedydialz. 
It a ringin.
Hey Norm, it be me Brudder Elwood, I be a checkin on Momma Sandi, how she  be 
a doing??
Whut?? SHE DO??  She gotz worsser? She gots meddeycine all ober the  home?? 
Dis not gud. She gots da feeberz?? Oh my, I get da droolz a comin, dis  not 
gud. Youze gittin foodz?? She ablez to feedz you??
Whut?? Brudder Norm slip on da ice too?? An youze go to da vetman??? My  
hebbins, we crank up da droolz fur you too,
Okay dere Brudder Norm, we gotz da droolz a comin fur Momma Sandi an  Brudder 
Norm. I gib youze a call on da blower in a couplle deys.
Geez dis not good, ebberybodie git to droolin. I gonna call me Auntie Mary  
Ann. Check on Lucille, we hears she betterz, but we check. It be a ringin.  
Lucille, dat youze?? Dis be da Brudder Elwood. Howz youze doing?? 
Whut?? You looze 10 poundz when you sickie?? Da vetman seyz you gud but  gotz 
to eat?? Well Brudder Elwood gotz good newz. I found dat 10 poundz you  
looze. Yup, it be right herez. It be on me Momma, she done went on a eatin  bender 
round herez, why dere be at least all dat on herez belly. Why she done  atez 
da cookies an da candie an anyfing dat she git her choppers next to. I been  a 
watchin da bag of me foodz, she gittin close to suckin dat down. Iffin da  
Brudder kin saw off da Momma bellie I sendz it back.
Otay, you keep up da good wurk, we glad youze feelin betterz, gib me Auntie  
a big snooter frum da brudder.
 
Now dat wus good, we gonna call Nigel. We hearz dere be problum. We do da  
checkie. It a ringing.
HALLLLOOO, Dis be da Brudder, I a lookin fur Nigel, where he be Misser  
Cooper Sir?? 
Whut he sittin on da heatin rug?? He gots da rumpbone problumz??? Git da  
receeber on ober to me furbud. Boy he be a growlin, he gotz liddel attertude  
dere.
Nigel, dis be da Brudder Elwood, whut rong wif youze rumpbonez???   Youze not 
sure, it be sore??
Da Brudder hab da answer. Hab Llewis lift up youze tail, lookie in da  
tailpipe, checkie an see iffin youze Momperson footie up dere. I gotz sperience  in 
dis one, it be kinnda whut dey sey, hurt like da big dog.
Whut, he not gonna help??
Okay Back up da rump to da mirror, take a lookie fur youzeself. Call da  
brudder back. Member, youze gots powerful Momperson, it be clear on up dere,  
lookie carefulz. I found me Momma's boot up dere.
Otay call da Brudder.
 
Otay, we send more droolz, Charlie needz sum. Roopert not gittin da bowl,  
why Brudder Elwood git dis all straight. 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Elder Clara,  Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds 
Virginia  Beach Basset Hounds

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