[Dailydrool] Elder Clara and the Flat Basset

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Dis Elder Clara todey. Brudder Elwood he be liddel indeeespozed. Elder  Clara 
teelz yoouze all a liddel storie bout da Brudder and da flat basset. Dis  all 
beeginz when da brudder he be a finkin he orderz me da Colon Cleanzer  
stuffz. Well he be waitin fur da mailz man furebber, I do da pawin and cancelz  dat 
stuffz. He be stoopidz, he stillz waitin. So den last nite Mr Buddy he comez  
ober and he bringz Momma da cukecumberz-dem greenz finks and da Momma she go 
put  dem on da counterz. Well da weddermanz he comes on da tb and Momma she be  
lissned, and der he go, Brudder Elwood he git on da counter and he snagz da 
big  cukecumberz. He be so smartz he be a chompin and Momma she lookie and 
Brudder  Elwood he git a ugliez to Momma and she go youze jus go head, youze bee 
sorry.  So he eatz da big fing rite up. Elder Clara she be a watchin, she no 
tellz him  dat be like rectal rocket. Dere jus some fings dat be deserbin youze 
see, and  Elder Clara she be finkin da Brudder he deserbes dis one. Elder 
Clara she a  watchin realz close, she see da brudder eyeballz,him belly a rumblin, 
he go  outside, Elder Clara she be a followin.
Den it happen.    
Brudder Elwood he xplode. My hebbins, dis be likez da jet afferburnnerz a  
kickin in, he gotz da turbo tail. Elder Clara she not git close, why dere be  
flamez commin outz of da brudder tailpipe. WHEW-dat lookie like it be a burnin.  
Dere be steamz rollin off da brudder rearz, Elder Clara bee a finkin dis he 
gotz  to be bout done, him eyez a waterin, he gruntin and da mess he be a 
mekein--why  dis just joy to da ol woomenz heartz.
Den here he comez, him rump stillz a smokin, he gotz da sweatz on da browz  
and he be flat basset. No bellie left on dat one. 
Brudder Elwood gib new meeanin to flat basset.
Elder Clara gibbin da payback.Dis heppy dey.
 
 
Drool to all in need, 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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