[Dailydrool] Conley scary dude

[AnitaW]

Dear MomPerson - we feel that "sneekin sips ob chartdonnay in da bafroom" is
simply not good enough - how about Frozen Margaritas in the den, or perhaps
Bellinis for breakfast?  If da buppy is going to drive you to drink, then by
golly, do it with style!!  (And just think, Conley's been doing all this on
his own, what happens if Nigel decides to take the buppy under his wing and
teach him Nigel-tricks?  Oh my.)

 

Anita Woodrum

a.woodrum at sbcglobal.net

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Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:55 PM
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Subject: [Dailydrool] Conley scary dude

 

Ok dis Nigel an Llewis an Cooper an we riting to tell youse dat liddel
Conley done scairt da wazoombahs outta we an MomPerson an DadPerson an mebbe
ebben heself but he not tawking.

 

We all sitting dere nicey nice an Conley start mekeing dem upchuk noises so
MPerson she callt he an took he ousside. Now alla sudden we heers MPerson
screeming an I do meens screemin for Dperson for HELP HELP ME HURRY HELP
ME!! an he go flyin ousside (he slamt da door in we faces) an it turn out
dat Conley go out gakking an den he stombel, and stombel more an he beke
legs wobbler an da frontend it wobbler an BANGO he go flat down on he side
wif he hed all stretched out an he legs floppin aroun!!!

MoMperson she grabt he aroun da chess an hole he uprite an jam she hand
clear down he froat (DadPerson oudsside  den helpin hole up) an BINGO, dat
dam puppers he up an waggin and lookin for treets.  
I tells ya we all holdin da breff much as he a ratsofinkpainindabutts, we
lub da liddel brat. MPerson fink he chokt. So do Auntie Debbie and Auntie
Sandi an ebben Sir Doc DVM fink dat, too. He seem fine now. Fact I want my
chewy beke, liddle thing....gimme dat here...Conley COME BACK HERE...

 

Drool to all in need

Nigel an Llewis an Mr. Cooper Sir and (MomPerson sneekin sips ob chartdonnay
in da bafroom)

an

 

I Cnly

I luvs yu

Luv Cnley. (ha ha skrt dm bg time.)

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