[Dailydrool] Unplugging da toilet

[marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

First i want to say,  Jacquie, I thik you should keep Molly,  she  has 
bonded with you and you won't be able to sleep at night wondering if someone  
else is taking care of her . she should stay  that way you wont have to  
waaaaah   anymore.
 
Jackie,  I'm lifting my glass to toast you hon ! It's great knowing  i'm 
not the only crazy basset person !   bwahahahah
 
so dis is what happens tonight,  our brand new toilet gets  plugged, now 
dis is one of dem new water saving toilets  less water to  flush with, but no 
where does it say not to wipe you butt with more than three  sheets of paper 
!   bwahahahah  !  so supper is ready,   hubby is napping cause he has to 
work at Lowes tonight,  Maggie Wags has to  go pee and it ringing her bells 
on the back door, ring,  ring,  ring,  hold on a minute Maggie,  ring ring , 
crap I run down put Maggie  outside, turn off the chicken on the stove, 
hubby STILL sleeping, I run down in  the basement to get the rubber plunger !  
Hubby awake now, says "  "  do you  think you can make a little more noise 
????? "   grrrrrrrrr  !!!!  so Annie is in da bathroom helping me plung the  
toilet,  but beings dere is little water in da toilet bowl ,   when you 
PLUNG,    ( pay attention here )  what water is in  the toilet  , FLIES out of 
the toilet !!!   all over me, the  wall, the rug , Annie is barking and grabs 
the damn plunger and runs through the  kitchen into the living room dripping 
wet toilet paper with  her,     hubby is yelling " MARLENE   "    Ok,  now 
Im mad !!!!! and I looked at him and  said  " if you open your mouth  and 
even ask  what Im doing I am  going to beat you to death with my rubber 
plunger !!!  It took both of us  to corner Annie behind the couch to get the 
plunger away from her  hubby  had to hurry and eat dinner so he could go to work 
while I cleaned up a wet  floor, wall and picked up all of the wet toilet 
paper off the  carpeting in  the living room , and low and behold  ding !   I 
forgot that  Maggie was still out side, I need another set of bells so she 
can ring when she  wants to come in ! and my toilet flushes beautifully 
!!!!!!!!!  
 
Marlene  Mags and Evil  Annie   I'm  in lock  down  again ! mommy for gotz 
ta tell you dat I pulled all ob da insulation  out ob her new gloves today 
too, she sez dat  meez  nebber going to  get out !!!!!! an she gotz dat 
rubber plunger sittin on top of me crate   and she sez dat she goin stick it on 
my butt !  wen meez gets out.   stop laughing Maggie dats not funny!  momeeee 
oh  momeeeeee
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