[Dailydrool] The Good, the bad & the ugly

[Swartz]

Colt woofing in: This weekend so far Ruger and I have been subjected to the  good, the bad & the ugly. The good was momma spent most of the weekend with us, we got 2 walkies everyday, (we still have an afternoon/night walkie to come, yeah!) She made us chicken jerky, and liver jerky. This is the 1st time that we've had liver jerkey.  It pretty good stuff but I think we like the chicken jerkey better. We also got Straw-blackberry ice cream.  But to get that ice cream we had to go through the bad. The bad was  that  today she took us for a bath, and toe bone grinding. Mr. Randal at U-Scrub a Pup helps her use a dremel on our toe bones to grind them down.  It tickles a little bit, but it is not as scary as the toe bone guillotine thingie that chops off the toebones.  Now for the ugly...young hounds might want to put their ears over their eyeballs and your paws over your ear holes, least you have nightmares tonight.  Before our bath Momma violated us!  Yappers she cleaned out our anal glands! And then the ol'womenz had the never to call us stinky butts. Where is the police dogs when you need them?  And now for the real ugly...were talking buffalo butt ugly!  Momma made a second batch of chicken jerky, but told us that it was not for Ruger and I. What the doG! That it was for Uncle Morgan! Oh my heavens. Uncle Morgan is momma's basset brother...why the doG can't Grandmaw make Uncle Morgan's chicken jerky?  Why is momma making it and then shipping it to Indiana for that little brat!  OOOOOOOWWWWW the Horror of it. Okay the young'ins can uncover their eyeballs now.  I hope that every one else is having a good weekend with out the bad and the ugly. Lots of drool to all the sick hounds and humans.  And lots of soft snooter kisses to my sweet little Honeydew Melon, Sadee Maye.  Me all clean, shiney and cleaned out...how about a date? hehehehe. Colt out.
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