[Dailydrool] Talkin frum Holly

[AnitaW]

Dis be Holly da Dolly woofin in on sum fings dat has been bein disgussed
lately.  (Da Mama been hoggin da puter recently so me not able to mek me
normal fascinatin contribushun to da conversashun.)    Firss, sumbody asks
if doggies talks to their peeps?  Now me asks ya, what do ya fink all dem
noises we is mekin when we be lookin right at ya is?  COMMUNICASHUN.  We is
communicatin.  Doggies not mekin all dese noises jus ta heer demselves mek
noise!!   Now sum talks more dan oders, is true, fer instans mememe is beeeg
talker, Sister Gracie is inna middle, and Sister Anna is whut we calls da
Silent Joe.  Dis okay, mememe talks nuf fer everbody!  But pleez, no ask
such seely quession agin, acourse we is talking, it not weez fault dat da
peeps no be brite enuf ta figger out whut weez sayin.  Hmmph.  Sister Holly
tells da Mama, hurry up ol ledy, me wants in da door NOW!  Hurry up ol ledy,
meez ready ta go walkin NOW!  Qwit talking ta nayburs so we kin finish da
walk NOW!  Many fings me tells dat ol ledy peep, mossly me says NOW.  An me
don stop yellin NOW til her gets da fat butt in geer.  Beez da shame me
hassa YELL but der ya goes, me be COMMUNICATIN.  Peeps beez slow.

 

Now, ness subjeck - RATZ.  Dat Sister Patty da Krazy Kat dun brung da ded
rat inna house agin las nite, holy shamoly iffen ya wanna seez da ol ledy
yell an move da lardbutt, just bring in da rat.  It dont matter ta her dat
its ded, cuz now she say Patty dont ya leve dat ded fing layin on ma floor,
whut I gunna do wif it?  Good fing we gets fing calla Cole Frunt yestidy,
cuz dat let da Mama peek up dis ded rat an hurl it ober fence inna alley.
Varmints git it ober nite, but if not it not be stinkin.  No cole frunt, no
can hurl inna alley cuz ded rat be stinkin beeg time inna heet.  Meez finks
Mama hurt Krazy Patty feelins, her brung dis wunnerful fresh keel to share
wif da Mama, an whut Mama do?  Frow ober fence.  Peeps beez slow an also
weerd.  

 

Dis Sister Holly da Dolly signin off - it bin rainin an rainin all morning
long an now it aint rainin no more an da Mama wants us gurlz ta go ouside
and pee.  She fink MEMEME gunna go squat inna wet grass???  Dummy.  Me show
her, mememe goes pee onna carpet in libin room.   Lubs and kissies ta all
frum us gurlz, sorry ta rush but me gotsta go pee on da rug.
HollydaDollygottapeegottapeeee

 

Anita Woodrum

a.woodrum at sbcglobal.net

 

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