[Dailydrool] dogs off furniture

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

**  Dogs off furniture    BWAHAHAHAHA  well what  works here is throws on 
all my furniture  and the girls know that when  mommy takes the throws off we 
are going to have company !!!!!  and when  someone sits in one of their 
chairs,  you pay a price,  they will lay  by the chair and moan and groan like 
they are in great abdominal distress, if  that fails, you get the " LOOK "   
with low moaning sounds,  if  that fails you get a squeaker  toy which is 
chewed and squeaked  for  an hour non stop, if that fails you get the front 
paw with nails extended raked  down the front of your leg !  and a head laid 
in your lap with copious  amounts of slime ! are you getting the picture 
here,  after two hours  of non relenting persistence  the human usually always 
gives up the seat  and the hound crawls up into the chair or couch with a 
long sigh like   GEEZ  those humans are stupid, can't believe this took so 
damn long and  they go to sleep  I use to keep  ONE piece of furniture just for 
 company, then I decided that I really didn't like the people who were 
coming  over to visit  so now all furniture belongs to the hounds ! Put  throws 
on all your furniture and like one drooler suggested put stools or  chairs 
up on the couch . IT IS !!!!,   THAT SIMPLE !
 
" WHY SOME WOMEN HAVE BASSETS INSTEAD OF HUSBANDS ! "   
 
so we don't have to keep saying " NOT TONIGHT HONEY,  I HAVE A  HEADACHE 
!!!!!  bwahahahahahahaha
 
 I know I have been on a Hiatus here, but I have been ever so sick  with a 
upper respiratory infection.  the infection consumed the entire  space of my 
skull cavity where my pea brain use to hang out,  but I   have been blowing 
my nose so hard I believe I loss the pea !  Oh  Jesus,  now what am I going 
to do ???????
and watch how you reply BEV !!!!!  bwahahahahah  I hear your  gears 
grinding all the way over here in Ohio !
 
Marlene   mommy to Maggie Wags and Evil  Annie
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