[Dailydrool] Defeecitz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee one unheppy hound here at me home. Momma dun dooze it again. She said da word. 
Diet.
Dat rite. Dem fighting words----Brudder Elwood youze need to looze a couple pounds, Momma gonna put youze on a diet. Brudder Elwood knows dis means defeecit ob da food. Rite here at da holiday what means hot doggies, hamburgers, chips, steak--oh why this is the weekend ob food and she seys youze aint gittin nuffin. Nuffin. Kibble and Carrots. Green Beans. Yeller Squash.  Dat be all--
I seyz Momma hab you looked at thunder thighs Brudder Jake?? Now dat needs da diet, Brudder Elwood nice, firm, sleek----Momma seys your hips gettin little wide Elwood--you on a diet. 
Dis means war.

Drool to all in need



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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