[Dailydrool] How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[Hilary Stevens]

Apologies if you have heard this one before: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got the whole of our lives ahead and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? BORDER COLLIE: Just one. Then, I'll replace any wiring that's not up to standard. DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp. ROTTWEILER: Make me! BOXER: Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeaase let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Pleaseeee. GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and make one more perimeter patrol to make sure that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. JACK RUSSELL:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bounding off the walls and furniture. OLD ENGLISH: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! POINTER:  I see it, there it is, right there.... GREYHOUND: It isn't moving.....who cares??? FRENCH POODLE:  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. BASSET HOUND:  You want me to do WHAT?  I have staff for that sort of thing. Courtesy of an old edition of the South of England Basset Hound Club newsletter..... Hilary, Alfie and Mille (UK)   		 	   		  
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