[Dailydrool] RED ALERT....RED ALERT

[Swartz]

Director Ruger woofing in with a RED ALERT, ALL PAWS ON DECK!  I bark again ALL PAWS ON DECK!  This morning HQ ASTT Labador Retriever Division (which is right across the street form HQ ASTT-Basset Division was attacked by a suicide squirrelistan that took out an electrical transformer downing all power, which ultimately took down their electronic security systems. The big WOOF went up and all paws were scrambled from both units (labs and bassets), both HQ's was successfully defended from the onslaught of squrrilistans trying to infiltrate, what they thought was a defenseless Labador ASTT unit.  They did not count on the speed of which the Basset ASTT could mobilize and...well folks, we swooped in and saved the day.DA ta da. It's UnderDog.. Oh excuse me. (dang colt rubbing off on me) After the battle was over and the smoke cleared, Red Power Dog was called in and restored power to the Labs ASTT HQ.  No casualties were taken by either lab or basset.  One squirrelistan has went to meet his maker!

HQ ASTT Labador Retriever Division & HQ ASTT-Basset Division fall under the Office of BoneLand Security.  With this attack The Office of BoneLand Security has raised the terror alert threat to Red, White & Blue!  Meaning to arms my dogs we will not give the squirrelistans a victory on this the week of OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!  Fight for Freedom, Fight for Steak, Fight for Chickie, hamboogies, hot doggers, apple pie and the Basset Hound way!  Now a note from Colt
Ruger Woofing out
Director HQ ASTT
Gulf Coast, FL

Colt Woofing in, No poop their I was standing on the back patio looking for squirrelstans and then I heard the Biggomost boom ever I heard and wow doggies I dun saw the smoke and the smell of bar-b-que squirrel waffed into my snooter. I sniffed, I sniffed some more and then I yelled to Momma.  Open the doorz we be underz attack...either that or the labadors have started 4th o'July bar-b-queing early!  Either way let me in and Ruger & I out the front door so we can go PAAAARRRRTTTTTAAAAYYY! Don't knowz if we going to a shin-dig, a hoe down or a showdown! But we parting either way.  I finally getz the old womenz to open the door and Ruger and I dawn our acorn proof vest, grab our guns, and our hot dogger roasting sticks and head for the fight or party...which ever it may be. Well it a fight dog nab it.  Still had fun chasing some squirrelistans and threating to bar b que them for our biggie ol 4th of July celebration! SEMPER FIDO and Bar-B-QUE!!! Colt woofing out.

Colt & Ruger of the Bad A** Basset Brothers and ASTT-Gulf Coast.
Ruger "Colt why are you talking like daddy when he is making fun of mommas people?"
Colt "Just thought it add a little flash and flare to the story."
Ruger "Well it didn't...so stop talking like that.!!!"

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